Clan Kids

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Merry Monday!

on November 25, 2013

In honor of Thanksgiving on Thursday, I thought we’d have a little fun.

How about some Thanksgiving jokes for kids? 

Tell them to your kids or let have the kids tell them to their relatives at dinner.

Let the laughter begin!

 

Why do turkeys gobble?
Because they never learned table manners!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
Plymouth Rock!

What’s the friendliest vegetable on Earth?
The sweet potato!

Q: Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?

A: Because April showers bring Mayflowers! 

Q: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

A: The outside 

Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” Little Johnny wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.” 

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